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The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 51ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,564 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 51's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 51 is ranked 219,933^rd in the world and 1,595^th in Two for Safest, scoring 27.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.